dog bed.
Objective rating of the collective singing ability of the party across the street by song:
- “It’s My Life” – Bon Jovi: A+
- “Bohemian Rhapsody” – Queen: C
- “Country Roads” – John Denver: B+
- “Money For Nothing” – Dire Straits: D
- [unintelligible] – Unknown Artist: F
Likelihood that the police will get involved is… quite high. However, I tolerate their loudness on account of awesome/eclectic karaoke choices.
I think the singer of the last band was female? Maybe?

